28 7 / 2014

putachild:

reoffend:

My bath bomb decided to turn my bath into a Van Gough painting

How you do that

putachild:

reoffend:

My bath bomb decided to turn my bath into a Van Gough painting

How you do that

(via pizza)

28 7 / 2014

pineplapple:

In New Zealand our drinking age is 18 but the drink driving tolerance for under 20s is zero and my friend who’s a cop said he gets great pleasure out of breathalising sober under 20 year olds and watching the terror fill their face as he tells them they’re 10 times over the legit drinking limit cause ten times zero is still zero

(via thetumblr-thisisatumblr)

28 7 / 2014

super-who-lockian:

billion-shakespeare:

unamusedsloth:

Glitches in the matrix.

I’m freaking out

What…

(via sixteencentdreams)

28 7 / 2014

agirlnamedagnes:

This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.

We don’t have kids.

We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.

(via zackisontumblr)

28 7 / 2014

28 7 / 2014

lackyannie:

theangiec:

This makes me laugh. everytime. I will never not reblog this 

THIS IS MY NUMBER 1 FAVORITE THING OON THIS GOD FORSAKEN SITE

lackyannie:

theangiec:

This makes me laugh. everytime. I will never not reblog this 

THIS IS MY NUMBER 1 FAVORITE THING OON THIS GOD FORSAKEN SITE

(Source: theangiec83, via zackisontumblr)

28 7 / 2014

benjamin-strider:

perchu:

boys with collarbones (✿◠‿◠)

boys with clavicles (◕‿◕✿)

boys with spines (。♥‿♥。)

boys with patellas (≧◡≦)

boys with phalanges (◑‿◐)

boys with thoracic vertebrae (✿ ♥‿♥)

 

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hello ladies

(via hate)

28 7 / 2014

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

(via sixteencentdreams)

28 7 / 2014

27 7 / 2014

shouldnt:

when your parents ask where all the cookies in the house went

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(via l-0-ll)